Wanted: Loyal, dedicated individual with ability to swiftly arrive on the scene and remove a thin/medium-thickness/thick layer of ice from a car windscreen whenever required.
Benefits: Short working hours, generous holiday allowance (all non-winter months), excellent (although cold) working conditions and a first-rate boss (once said to be 'sound' by someone in the late 1990s).
Salary: Contact me to discuss (whether there will be one, rather than the level thereof).
Would suit someone who has always dreamed of having a job they can describe as 'the 21st century equivalent of a shoe shine boy'. Ideal experience for anyone contemplating a future in scraping.
Contact: Someone who's tired of scraping his car everyday, sometimes twice a day, in only the second week of December. It's going to be a long winter.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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